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Santos vs Macará: How and Where to Watch LIVE on beIN SPORTS
Santos faces Macará in a CONMEBOL Sudamericana match broadcast on beIN SPORTS. The Brazilian club is looking to advance, but fans are more concerned about the team's recent form. Kickoff details and streaming options are available for viewers.
beIN SPORTS · Aug 13, 2026
Rapid Vienna 2026-27 Fixtures - ESPN
Rapid Vienna's 2026-27 fixtures are out, giving fans a full season of hope, despair, and the annual 'this year we'll actually win something' delusion. The club, famous for its loyal supporters and its uncanny ability to snatch draws from the jaws of victory, enters another campaign with the same old promise: maybe next year.
ESPN · Aug 13, 2026
Boat operator fined over $5K for waking sleeping polar bear
A boat operator near Norway's Svalbard archipelago was fined over $5,000 for using a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear, causing the protected animal to move. The governor's office enforced local rules against needlessly disturbing polar bears, and the offender agreed to pay.
NY Post Weird But True · Aug 13, 2026
Five key takeaways from results day 2026 - BBC
Results day 2026 in India brings its usual mix of anxiety, celebration, and unsolicited career advice from relatives. Students across the country check their scores, while parents and aunties debate futures ranging from engineering to civil services. The real takeaway: the pressure on students remains intense, and the advice doesn't stop until you're married, employed, or both.
BBC · Aug 13, 2026
Michael B. Jordan & Raye’s Kissing Roller Coaster Photo Sparks Dating Rumors
Michael B. Jordan and singer Raye sparked dating rumors after a photo of them kissing on a roller coaster surfaced online. The image, shared widely, shows the pair mid-ride, fueling speculation about a new romance between the actor and the Grammy-nominated artist.
AOL.com · Aug 14, 2026
A 13-year-old boy spent his whole summer 3D printing a custom wheelchair for a baby in need
Zac Waters, 13, spent 300 hours of his summer 3D printing a custom wheelchair for 21-month-old Stormi, who has a rare genetic condition. Inspired by a YouTube video, he used MakeGood's open-source design. The chair was delivered, and MakeGood is developing motorized and sports versions.
Upworthy · Aug 13, 2026
My stove shows 24:00 for midnight
A Reddit user shares a relatable kitchen moment: their digital stove displays 24:00 for midnight, sparking a thread of similar appliance quirks and time-setting confusion.
r/MildlyInteresting · Aug 11, 2026
Man stuck 3 days in a billboard, but it's fine—Netflix explained
Netflix staged a 3-day 'living billboard' stunt on Sunset Boulevard to promote the horror film 'The Last House,' hiring a performer to live inside a glass-enclosed ad 30 feet up. He communicated via whiteboard. The movie, about a family trapped at home, arrives amid growing backlash against invasive, spectacle-driven marketing.
El Deforma · Aug 13, 2026
Ingebrigtsen 'disappointed' Kerr skips Euro Championships
Jakob Ingebrigtsen expressed disappointment that Josh Kerr will miss the 2026 European Athletics Championships, continuing their rivalry without a head-to-head clash. Kerr's absence means the Norwegian star loses a marquee matchup, though he remains a favorite in the 1500m and 5000m. The rivalry, marked by mutual disrespect, simmers on.
BBC · Aug 13, 2026
Kylie and Timothée reportedly 'ready for kids'
Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet are reportedly 'ready for kids,' according to sources. The couple, whose relationship has been a tabloid fixture, seems to be taking the next step. Whether this is genuine or another PR chapter remains to be seen, but the internet is already drafting baby name jokes.
Daily Mirror · Aug 10, 2026
Birmingham Airport luggage chaos leaves passengers trapped on tarmac
Birmingham Airport's baggage system failed again, leaving passengers stuck on planes for hours. The airport says it's working on it. Meanwhile, passengers are forming a support group for people who've seen their luggage more recently than their loved ones.
BBC · Aug 10, 2026
Taylor Walker announces retirement after 18 seasons with Crows
Taylor Walker, Adelaide Crows' all-time leading goal-kicker, announced his retirement after 18 seasons, effective end of 2026. Walker, 35, leaves as a club great but with only one premiership to show, prompting reflection on a career that never quite delivered the glory his talent promised.
News.com.au · Aug 10, 2026
McLaren Driver Denied In-N-Out, Claims 'Racism Towards Cars'
A McLaren driver was denied service at an In-N-Out during Monterey Car Week, allegedly due to a convoy of supercars causing a security concern. The driver's brother claimed 'racism towards cars,' sparking ridicule online for the entitled comparison to real racism.
Fark · Aug 10, 2026
Keke Palmer's 'Go to hell' fires back at Sean Evans romance rumors
Keke Palmer posted a blistering message to fans, seemingly addressing rumors about her romance with Sean Evans, telling them to 'go to hell' as speculation ran wild. The 'Hot Ones' host's alleged fumble became a meme overnight.
Page Six · Aug 10, 2026
170,000 borrowers get student loan debt wiped out completely in historic settlement
The U.S. Department of Education cleared $1.2 billion in student loan debt for 170,000 borrowers. The relief impacts individuals enrolled in the SAVE repayment plan who have maintained consistent payments for at least ten years. The administration aims to accelerate debt forgiveness for long-term borrowers following previous legal challenges.
r/UpliftingNews · Aug 10, 2026
Mister Rogers' strict '9 rules for talking to children' were the secret to his brilliance
Fred Rogers, host of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, meticulously crafted every word he spoke to children, leading his staff to create a satirical manual called 'Let's Talk About Freddish' with nine rules for communicating with kids. The rules emphasized literal language, avoiding abstract terms, and validating emotions, reflecting Rogers' dedication to understanding and respecting children's perspectives.
Upworthy · Aug 10, 2026
When Zoo Elephants Are Rewilded in Africa, Here's How Good Their Coping Skills Are
A five-year study of 11 formerly captive elephants released onto South African reserves found they adapted successfully to wild life, showing stress levels and behaviors similar to wild elephants. Researchers observed each elephant annually for three weeks, noting individual coping styles. The findings suggest rewilded elephants can thrive and contribute to conservation.
Good News Network · Aug 10, 2026
Zuck: Stranded Skippers Should've Boosted Their SOS for $10
Mark Zuckerberg claims his yacht missed a distress call from a stranded skiff, suggesting the sailors should have paid $10 to boost their SOS for better visibility. Maritime experts call it criminal negligence; the crew refused to pay, calling him out for monetizing even distress signals.
The Hard Times · Aug 10, 2026
Darkest Material Ever Created – Perfect for London's Eclipse
Scientists have developed the darkest material ever created, absorbing 99.9% of light. Astronomers are excited, but Londoners are more interested in using it for the upcoming solar eclipse, which promises to be as disappointing as usual.
BBC · Aug 10, 2026
Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola expecting their first child
Jon Hamm, 55, and wife Anna Osceola, 38, are expecting their first child. The couple, who met on the set of the Mad Men finale, married in 2023. Hamm previously described his life as being in a state of 'stability and comfort,' marking a major pivot from his bachelor years.
Page Six · Aug 10, 2026
EastEnders: Craig's Sinister Scene Shocks Amy
EastEnders aired a scene where Craig's sinister side emerged, leaving Amy taken aback by his surprising confession. The soap continues its dramatic arc, with viewers on edge over Craig's true intentions.
Digital Spy · Aug 10, 2026
Amy Hunt's 'Lovely Little Reunion' with 200m in Birmingham
British sprinter Amy Hunt looks forward to the 200m at the 2026 European Athletics Championships in Birmingham, calling it a 'lovely little reunion' with the distance. Hunt, a rising star in sprinting, will compete on home soil as she continues her buildup to major international championships.
olympics.com · Aug 10, 2026
No Man's Sky Celebrates Its 10th Anniversary
No Man's Sky marks its 10th anniversary, a milestone for a game that launched in 2016 to massive hype and an equally massive backlash over missing features. Developer Hello Games spent years patching in promised content, turning it into a redemption story. The anniversary highlights how far the space exploration sim has come—and how long it took to get there.
XBOX Wire · Aug 10, 2026
Imani Lansiquot Seals Fourth British Spot in Women's 100m Semis
Imani Lansiquot qualified for the women's 100m semifinals at the 2026 European Athletics Championships, making it four British sprinters in the semis. The British squad's depth stands out in a field where other nations may have fewer qualifiers, and the semifinal promises intense competition for medal spots.
olympics.com · Aug 10, 2026
id Software dev: Microsoft 'fundamentally doesn't understand games'
An id Software developer publicly slammed Microsoft for 'burning bridges' in the games industry, accusing the tech giant of lacking artistic understanding. The blunt critique reflects simmering frustration after years of layoffs and studio closures under Microsoft's gaming division, casting doubt on its stewardship of beloved franchises.
PC Gamer · Aug 10, 2026
Rangers' Chermiti Chase Has Derek McInnes Playing the World's Slowest Game of Patience
Rangers are in transfer talks for Youssef Chermiti, and Derek McInnes is playing it cool on timing. The saga drags on, with fans refreshing their feeds like it's a countdown to a launch that keeps getting delayed. Next stop: a deadline that's more of a suggestion.
scotsman.com · Aug 10, 2026
UNAM applicants complain exam venue is too far from their ChatGPT
Over 43,000 UNAM applicants face a mandatory in-person retest after widespread AI cheating in the first round. Many are now complaining about being assigned to distant venues, revealing that their previous 'high scores' may have depended on more than just regional access. The university says it used regionalization criteria to keep travel costs down, but students are still stewing.
El Deforma · Aug 10, 2026
A little girl’s classmate asked who the man picking her up was. Her two-word answer made him emotional for the rest of the day.
Julian, a stepfather, was moved to tears when his stepdaughter called him "dad" in front of a classmate. The moment, captured on TikTok, resonated with thousands, highlighting the significance of earned titles in blended families.
Upworthy · Aug 10, 2026
US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers
The FAA announced plans to hire over 2,000 air traffic controllers, specifically recruiting from the gaming community to fill a nationwide shortage. The initiative leverages gamers' quick reflexes and multitasking skills, though skepticism remains over translating virtual skills to real-world safety.
r/nottheonion · Aug 10, 2026
Composer Jim Nollman's new album 'Orcas' Greatest Hits' features whale vocalizations
Composer Jim Nollman has spent over 50 years making music with animals, from turkeys to orcas. His upcoming album, 'Orcas' Greatest Hits,' releases Aug. 14 on Smithsonian Folkways, featuring orca vocalizations as the lead 'instruments.' It's the first album where the critics are literally fish.
Live Science · Aug 10, 2026
Carmen Electra Revisits Dennis Rodman Relationship
Carmen Electra recently opened up about her past relationship with Dennis Rodman, revisiting the whirlwind romance that defined 90s pop culture. Her comments have sparked nostalgia and debate online about the eccentric NBA star's many high-profile affairs.
Baller Alert · Aug 10, 2026
Dogs can tell if you're scared or sad
Using fMRI, researchers identified specific canine brain regions that process human facial expressions, with the temporal cortex and caudate nucleus responding most to happy faces. This reveals neural adaptations that support dogs' remarkable social and emotional understanding of humans.
Ars Science · Aug 10, 2026
UK First in Europe to Approve Weight-Loss Pill
The UK became the first European country to approve orforglipron, a daily pill for weight management and type 2 diabetes, offering an oral alternative to injectable GLP-1 drugs. The medicine, developed by Eli Lilly, could ease access and reduce costs, though it awaits NHS rollout decisions.
GOV.UK · Aug 10, 2026
Brad Pitt: A Monday with Brad Pitt - Esquire
Esquire's 'A Monday with Brad Pitt' offers a glimpse into the actor's routine, blending mundane moments with celebrity charm. The piece highlights how even ordinary activities become fascinating through Pitt's lens, appealing to fans eager for a peek into his life. It's a celebrity profile that leans into relatability while showcasing his effortless cool.
Esquire · Aug 10, 2026
Google's Pixel 11 Launch: Incremental Upgrades, Infinite Hype
Google's Made by Google 2026 event unveiled the Pixel 11, Pixel 11 Pro Fold, and Pixel Watch 5, alongside Gemini AI updates. The new phones promise incremental upgrades, but the real news is the AI integration and foldable design—though consumers may wonder if it's worth upgrading from last year's model.
Android Central · Aug 10, 2026
Frank Lampard told to 'pack bags' as Liverpool and Coventry circle
Frank Lampard is reportedly a target for Liverpool and Coventry, with pundits urging him to seize the opportunity. The former Chelsea midfielder has been out of management since his Stamford Bridge stint ended, and the interest signals a potential return to the dugout.
Football365 · Aug 10, 2026
Id Software Vet: Xbox 'Doesn't Understand Art or Games'
Id Software vet John Carmack criticizes Xbox's leadership for lacking artistic vision, highlighting a disconnect between corporate strategy and game development. The remark stokes ongoing debates about platform holder's creative priorities.
Kotaku · Aug 10, 2026
Panthers lose To'o to PNG Chiefs in expansion raid
Brian To'o, a key winger for Penrith, has confirmed he's leaving the Panthers to join the new PNG Chiefs franchise on a three-year deal. It's another big loss for the NRL champions, following Jarome Luai's departure, as the league's expansion team raids the top clubs.
Fox Sports · Aug 10, 2026
Free automobile light repair clinic offers quick fixes across Eugene and Springfield, Oregon
A free automotive light repair clinic in Eugene and Springfield, Oregon, is fixing turn signals and brake lights at no cost. Volunteer mechanics handle quick fixes to improve road safety, with no appointments needed. The initiative aims to keep drivers safe and reduce the risk of tickets or accidents.
r/UpliftingNews · Aug 10, 2026
Man Becomes Internet's Latest Hero After Pushing Past Women Filming Video On Busy Metro Station Escalator
A man at Barcelona's Sagrada Familia metro station became an internet hero after pushing past women filming a video on a crowded escalator, sparking debate over public etiquette and content creation.
Bored Panda · Aug 10, 2026
Toronto Zoo Celebrates Birth of Endangered Pygmy Hippo – The Pictures and Video are Adorable
The Toronto Zoo announced the birth of an endangered pygmy hippo calf, born to 20-year-old mother Kindia. The calf stood within 15 minutes and nursed within 4.5 hours. Both are healthy. The species is endangered, with only 2,000–3,000 left in the wild. The zoo supports conservation efforts in West Africa.
Good News Network · Aug 10, 2026
Man City vs Atletico: Friendly, but the rivalry is real
Manchester City host Atletico Madrid in a pre-season friendly, a clash of styles that promises little beyond tactical chess and the inevitable question of whether either side actually cares about August results.
BBC · Aug 10, 2026
Not putting a divider on the conveyor belt at Tesco: the next nine tiny crimes Burnham is focusing his government on
Andy Burnham's government targets petty annoyances: missing conveyor-belt dividers, misleading parking charges, card-machine tips, and Amazon's hidden pay-to-watch films. Critics say it's a distraction from real issues, but Burnham insists fixing these micro-irritations will restore public faith. Legislation is already being drafted for the divider rule.
The Daily Mash · Aug 10, 2026
London Police Seize $10M in Supercars in Antisocial Driving Crackdown
Over one weekend, London's Metropolitan Police seized £8 million (about $10 million) worth of supercars, including a rare £3.7 million Ferrari Monza SP2, in a crackdown on antisocial driving. Officers even got to drive the seized Ferrari during the operation, sparking questions about the line between enforcement and envy.
CBS News · Aug 10, 2026
AI Punishes Artist For Being Ripped Off by AI
Google's YouTube AI moderation system falsely flagged a Kurzgesagt video, the channel that pioneered the very style AI now imitates, as AI-generated slop. The irony is that Google is simultaneously pushing AI-generated search results while trying to suppress AI content, creating a loop where AI policing AI resembles a snake eating its own tail.
Neatorama · Aug 10, 2026
Poop pills might cure food allergies, scientists find
Scientists have found that fecal microbiota transplants—aka 'poop pills'—show promise in treating food allergies. The therapy aims to restore gut bacteria diversity, potentially reducing allergic reactions. While still in early trials, it's a breakthrough that could turn an unpleasant medical procedure into a simple pill.
r/nottheonion · Aug 10, 2026
Husband Starts Questioning Everything After Wife Announces Pregnancy: 'This Shouldn't Be Possible'
A man who was told he was infertile without surgery is now questioning his entire relationship after his wife unexpectedly became pregnant. The couple had accepted they'd need an operation, but nature — or something — had other plans.
Bored Panda · Aug 10, 2026
Rescue effort underway to re-home 40 cats found on abandoned sailboat: 'It looked like a Studio Ghibli movie'
Tacoma police rescued 40 cats from an abandoned sailboat, transporting 31 to a humane society. Officers found the animals malnourished but cared for. Investigation ongoing; no arrests made.
Good Good Good · Aug 10, 2026
Dame Vera Baird reappointed as Interim Chair of the CCRC
Dame Vera Baird has been reappointed as the Interim Chair of the Criminal Cases Review Commission (CCRC). This extension continues her leadership role within the organization, which is tasked with investigating potential miscarriages of justice. The appointment ensures continuity for the body as it handles ongoing complex caseloads.
GOV.UK · Aug 10, 2026
Aston Villa's Super Cup Plan: 'Hope PSG Forgets Their Passwords'
Aston Villa face PSG in the UEFA Super Cup, with Unai Emery and Matty Cash acknowledging PSG's status as overwhelming favorites. The financial gap between the clubs is stark, with PSG's star-studded squad valued far beyond Villa's. Villa will rely on defensive discipline and counter-attacks, hoping to pull off a major upset against the 'best team in the world.'
news.com.au · Aug 11, 2026
Dakota Johnson and Role Model Go Public With Relationship
Dakota Johnson and musician Role Model confirmed their relationship with a joint appearance, marking their first public confirmation. The couple, who have been linked for months, chose a low-key route to share the news with fans, who are already shipping them hard.
Grazia Daily UK · Aug 11, 2026
Nicholas Hoult Cast as Gilderoy Lockhart in HBO's Harry Potter Series
Nicholas Hoult is set to play Gilderoy Lockhart in Season 2 of HBO's Harry Potter series. Lockhart, the famously vain Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, is a perfect fit for Hoult's charm and comedic timing. Fans are already imagining the smarm.
Variety · Aug 11, 2026
Lesley Manville and Peter Mullan on Their Heart-Melting TV Romance
Lesley Manville and Peter Mullan star in a new TV romance that's melting hearts, proving that love stories don't have an expiration date. The Guardian interviews the duo about their chemistry and the refreshing normalcy of older protagonists finding love, sparking conversations about representation in romantic dramas.
The Guardian · Aug 11, 2026
Kellie Bright to leave EastEnders after 13 years
Kellie Bright, who played Linda Carter in EastEnders for 13 years, is leaving the soap. Her exit will air later this year, with producers promising a storyline fitting for the character.
BBC · Aug 11, 2026
Drake barks on command for goth contestant on dating show
Drake barked on his dating show '20-v-1' after contestant Pinkchyu asked him to. The moment went viral for its sheer awkwardness, capping a segment where Drake admitted to liking role-play. Pinkchyu won the show's prize and posted a photo with the rapper, calling herself his 'rebellious goth girl.'
El Deforma · Aug 11, 2026
13-year-old spends 300 hours 3D printing a custom pink wheelchair for a toddler he's never met
A 13-year-old boy spent 300 hours over summer 3D-printing a custom wheelchair for a 21-month-old girl he had never met. The chair includes pink accents, a cupholder, a tray table, and space for her medical equipment. The donation was coordinated through a nonprofit.
r/UpliftingNews · Aug 11, 2026
Louise Redknapp splits from boyfriend of over two years Drew Michael
Louise Redknapp has split from boyfriend Drew Michael after more than two years together. The singer and former Strictly finalist, who divorced Jamie Redknapp in 2017, is reportedly single again, with sources citing busy schedules and growing apart.
The Sun · Aug 11, 2026
Olivia Rodrigo dating finance bro Julian Croonenberghs
Pop star Olivia Rodrigo is reportedly dating Julian Croonenberghs, a finance professional. The news has sparked a wave of reactions online, with fans joking about the contrast between her pop-punk aesthetic and his corporate vibe. Neither party has confirmed the relationship.
Grazia Daily UK · Aug 11, 2026
Solar eclipse 1999: 'Day turned into dusk' in total eclipse
In August 1999, a total solar eclipse swept across Europe, plunging day into darkness and captivating millions. The BBC describes how the celestial event turned midday into twilight, with birds falling silent and temperatures dropping. It remains one of the most-watched eclipses in history.
BBC · Aug 11, 2026
Chelsea slash Enzo Fernandez to £120m, set Friday deadline for Man City
Chelsea has set a £120m price tag on Enzo Fernandez and given interested clubs a Friday deadline to bid, with Manchester City reportedly in talks. The Blues are already scouting replacements, signaling Fernandez's likely departure.
BBC · Aug 13, 2026